Since all the kids are doing it, I descided to write up a bio for Rumncoke. I can't say I'm much of a writer, so to our writers I say I'm sorry in advance for my slaughter of your craft. But here you go. And I'm sorry for it being so long, ended up being a good deal longer than I orignally thought.

The Story of Rumncoke

The light was so very bright…that was how I awoke. I sat up and looked around; my head swam with many questions. Where was I? Why am I under a dock? Where are most of my cloths? Why does my head hurt so much? And I sat there and pondered these questions a horrible thought settled upon me…Where is home? And for that matter, who am I?

Ok now I doubt many will care. But the week of Valentine's Day is always the time for the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Its always shown on USA network, and it is equal to the Super Bowl or Kentucky Derby but for the dog show world.

Hi my name is Rum and I am a dog show freak /cry.

Some of you know that my family raises and shows dogs. Well my sister does this for a living and is rather successful at it. This year she took a grayhound that she shows and won Best of Breed. She will be shown in the Hound Group tonight. So if anybody out there watchs the show tonight, be sure to cheer for the grayhound! Her name (the dog) is Ch.

So as most everyone knows we got tons of snow down here at the end of last week and most of it is still on the ground.

So today as I was walking into work, my co-worker and I were chatting, and we trying to be careful as the parking lot was still pretty icy. She slides but catches herself, and I feel the need to tell her (shocked aren't ya!) "Girl!, be careful! I don't want to have to pick you up off the..." And here is where I bust my erm behind onto the icy ground. So our lesson today kiddies, don't talk shit on an icy parking lot. Cause while I sat there for a minute and we had a gre