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Choco-Scopes, an Astrolgical guide to chocolate consumption

Aries (March 21 - April 20) Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21) Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21) Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Makes ven the smallest bar last for at least a month.

Leo (July 23 - August 21) Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate.

Virgo (August 22 - September 23) Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork.

Libra (August 22 - October 23) Chooses two bars, one for themselves and one for you both to share.

Scorpio (October 24 - November 22) Hides their chocolate and then becomes obsessed that someone will find it.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 22) Will only eat imported chocolate.

Capricorn (December 23 - January 20) Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 19) Loves chocolate - but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.

Pisces (February 20 - March 20) Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves.