we deffinately live in TX
OMG lol Moirannia sent me this from Jeff Foxworthy, and I swear it fits me and Moordread!!!! Mwuahahahaha
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas f or the weekend, you may live in Texas (SCARABFEST!!!)
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas
If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly,' you may live in Texas ;
If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas or at one time or another lived in Texas or have or had Texas friends.
MWUAHAHAHAHAHA
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A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,
We bid be quiet when we hear it cry;
But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
As much or more we should ourselves complain.
William Shakespeare
Greatest English dramatist & poet (1564 - 1616)