Michael Jackson Dies of a Heart Attack!

Lauryana's picture
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NO FREAKING LIE!!!

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/celebrity/ny-michaeljackson0626,0,57920.story

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A wretched soul, bruised with adversity,
We bid be quiet when we hear it cry;
But were we burdened with like weight of pain,
As much or more we should ourselves complain.

William Shakespeare
Greatest English dramatist & poet (1564 - 1616)

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Dolvin's picture

Yeah, and Farrah passed this

Yeah, and Farrah passed this morning....

*sigh*

Speaking for the men in the group, I have to say that Farah is the FAR bigger loss. I mean... rawr!

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Spicedrum's picture

Ed McMann or however you

Ed McMann or however you spell it died too

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Jayfoot's picture

Yea a weird two or three

Yea a weird two or three days for celebrity death.

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Maska's picture

... so Farrah Fawsett goes

... so Farrah Fawsett goes to the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says:

"Farrah, you've been a real trooper through all this... what would your last mortal wish be?"

Farrah says, "I would wish that all the children of the words be safe from harm..."

*pop*

St. Peter then says, "Farrah meet Micheal..."

*crash*

Pharr's picture

:)

roflmao...that is great. very wrong, but funny, lol. Smiling

It's all good

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Spicedrum's picture

so wrong...so very

so wrong...so very wrong...yet oh so funny

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Skee's picture

They also removed all of

They also removed all of Micheal Jackson's plastic parts and melted them down to legos. Now kids can play with him.

Jayfoot's picture

Thought I heard one of the

Thought I heard one of the doctors say Michael just couldn't "beat it".

badump dump.

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meniva's picture

That's not right. Inner

That's not right.


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