450 Skinning, 435 LW, 415 Cooking, 410 1st Aid, 375 Fishin, Tailoring, Chanting

"Everybody likes food dipped in gnome sauce, and beer, well, that's what makes women easy and men idiots."

"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot." -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

In their efforts to regulate beer quality, the ancient Babylonians, who were among history's earliest brewers, decreed that any commercial beermaker who sold unfit beer would be drowned in his/her own libation.